Baha na may Bobo pa.... tsk tsk tsk

Isa pang chicken joy!?

President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo used P800-million emergency fund for foreign trips
By Jess Diaz (The Philippine Star) Updated August 15, 2009 12:00 AM

MANILA, Philippines - President Arroyo used up the government’s P800-million contingency fund for emergencies like calamities for her frequent foreign trips, Bukidnon Rep. Teofisto Guingona III revealed yesterday.

“She exhausted not only Malacañang’s travel funds but also the P800-million appropriation for emergencies in the 2008 national budget,” he told radio station dzMM.

He said he based his revelation on a Commission on Audit (COA) report submitted to Speaker Prospero Nograles this week.

“I have a copy of the report. An assistant commissioner of COA even briefed us on their shocking findings,” he said.

Guingona said the COA findings show that the 2008 contingency fund was not enough for foreign travels and Mrs. Arroyo had to augment it by P120 million.

And blah blah blah blah..... Wala na akong gana basahin yung natitirang mga paragraph... I guess yung mga naunang sinabi sa taas, ok na yun. Hay... Ang laki nung travel budget niya, tapos nawala pa yung 800Million para sa emergencies. POTANESCA!!!! Wala ako masabi!!! Nagulat nalang nung narinig ko yung balita tungkol dito. 800 million pesos. Kung 1Milyon man ang isang lifeboat, makakabili ka pa rin ng 800 na lifeboats para makasagip ng mga tao sa Maynila. Hindi ko alam bakit sobrang bobo at makasarili ng administrasyong Arroyo.... Hindi porket pangulo ka magagawa mo kunin ang pera ng mga Pilipino at iwaldas toh sa pansarili mong ginhawa. Hindi ka nga dapat kumakain sa mga turo turo at sa mga carinderia, pero POTA naman wag ka naman sa gintong kainan. Maraming nagugutom sa Pilipinas, hindi mo pinaghirapan ang pera na ginagamit mo, pinaghirapan yan ng mga Pilipino na dapat pinagsisilbihan mo. ,,l,, isang malaking ganyan ang makukuha mo galing sa akin. Akala ko anak mo at asawa mo lang yung bobo kasama ka rin pala. Wag ka na tumakbo bilang kahit anung government official. Hindi bagay! Nakakahiya ka!!! Tapos papalimos mo gobyerno mo sa ibang bansa!! BALIW KA!!! Bruha!!!

Crocodile sa Pasig (hindi sa pasig river)

Nakikita niyo ba yung crocodile.

Got this from my friend. ( Thanks Darene for the picture ). It was confirmed earlier that several crocodiles escaped from Pasig Nature Park courtesy of their hero Bagyong Ondoy. Better start wearing those expensive crocs. Kundi kakainin ka nila. Lagot ka!

But don't worry if you ain't got any effin crocs, news says that all crocodiles are now back behind bars. Magaling! Magandang Balita! Now, people living in Pasig can start not minding the crocodiles and start helping others.

Sayang, kung napatay lang sila bago sila nakulong uli, laman tiyan na para sa mga nasalanta at sapatos at leather jacket na sa iba.

Anywho, goodwork Pasig Nature Park for bringing them back to safety and bringing the citizens of Pasig to safety too.

Panday becomes Surfer Dude to save lives

Jericho Rosales surfing to save lives trying to fight Bagyong Ondoy! Isang magarbong palakpakan para sa Panday!

Philippine man loses own life after saving dozens from floods

September 28, 2009 - 2:28PM

http://www.theage.com.au/world/philippine-man-loses-own-life-after-saving-dozens-from-floods-20090928-g8o4.html

An 18-year-old construction worker braved rampaging floods in the Philippines to save more than 30 people, but ended up sacrificing his life in a last trip to rescue a baby girl and her mother who were being swept away on a styrofoam box.

Family members and people who Muelmar Magallanes saved have hailed the young man a hero, as his body lay in a coffin at a makeshift evacuation centre near their destroyed Manila riverside village.

"I am going to be forever grateful to Muelmar," said Menchie Penalosa, the mother of the six-month-old girl whom he carried to safety before being swept away himself. "He gave his life for my baby. I will never forget his sacrifice."

Mr Magallanes was at home on Saturday with his family when tropical storm Ketsana unleashed the heaviest rains in more than 40 years on the Philippine capital and surrounding areas.

At first the family, long used to heavy rains, paid little attention to the storm.

But Mr Magallanes and his father quickly decided to evacuate the family once they realised the river 800 metres away had burst its banks.

With the help of an older brother, Mr Magallanes tied a string around his waist and attached it one-by-one to his three younger siblings, whom he took to higher ground. Then he came back for his parents.

But Mr Magallanes, a strong swimmer, decided to go back for neighbours trapped on rooftops.

He ended up making many trips, and eventually saved more than 30 people from drowning, witnesses and survivors said.

Tired and shivering, Mr Magallanes was back on higher ground with his family when he heard Ms Penalosa screaming as she and her baby were being swept away on the polystyrene box they were using in an attempt to cross the swift currents.

He dived back in after the mother and daughter, who were already a few metres away and bobbing precariously among the debris floating on the brown water.

"I didn't know that the current was so strong. In an instant, I was under water. We were going to die," said Ms Penalosa, her eyes welling with tears and voice choking with emotion.

"Then this man came from nowhere and grabbed us. He took us to where the other neighbours were, and then he was gone," Ms Penalosa said.

Ms Penalosa and other witnesses said an exhausted Mr Magallanes was simply washed away amid the torrent of water.

Neighbours found his body on Sunday, along with 28 others who perished amid Manila's epic flooding. The official death toll stands at 100 with 32 missing.

Standing next to his coffin, Mr Magallanes' parents paid tribute to their son.

"He always had a good heart," said his father, Samuel.

"We had already been saved. But he decided to go back one last time for the girl."

His mother, Maria Luz, wept as she described her son as incredibly brave.

"He saved so many people, but ended up not being able to save himself."

AFP

Muelmar Magallanes... We salute you!!! Say hi to God for me.
While he was saving people, the first gentleman was buying liquor.
I am hoping for a new era of politicians in 2010.
TrapoS can all die and burn in hell.
For Ondoy - ,,l,,

Tampisaw Kasama ang Unos, starring Gerald Anderson

Saw these pics on facebook, Gerald Anderson checking up on his neighbors. Saludo kami sayo!

Si Ondoy...

Ondoy sa Dlsu.... Yung ibang images sa ibang lugar masmasakit tingnan... Cars were floating everywhere.... Para bang end of the world na... Where is Noah's ark when you need it.... I guess this happens when everyone just throws their trash anywhere, and people we elect does not even care.

Si Bagyong Ondoy (International name: Ketsana). ,,l,, eto ang sayo!!!

Marami na akong nadaanang bagyo simula pagkabata ko. May mag signal number 3 at 4, may mga nakapagpatumba ng billboard at ng puno ng mangga namin. Pero si Ondoy.... wala akong masabi sa kanya. Inipon niya ang katumbas raw sa isang buwan na pag-ulan tapos binuhos niya sa Metro Manila at mga karatig nitong lalawigan o lungsod.

Halos buong Metro Manila lubog sa tubig, at hindi lang ang mga taong below at nasa poverty level ang naapektuhan, pati ang mga taong may kaya ay naramdaman ang galit ni Ondoy. Karamihan sa aking kaibigan ay pinasok ng malamig at maduming tubig, marami ang nag-akyat ng gamit, at marami ang nastranded. May mga natulog nalang sa eskwelahan o sa gas station. Si Christine Reyes nga raw 12 hours sa bubong eh. Yayakapin ko sana siya kung andun ako. hihihi :|

Sa mga nangangarap maging presidente, step-up! So far si Gibo palang nakikita kong umaaksyon sa inyo. Philippine Navy, seryoso ba kayo 13 lang yung mga rubber boats niyo? Tama na kurakot, bumili naman kayo ng emergency equipments.

Para sa mga nasalanta at naging biktima ni Ondoy, makaasa kayo sa panalangin ko. Sa mga namatayan. Nakikiramay mo ang staff ng The Jeff and Slow show... ( si Jeff at ako )...

Sana lang makatulong ako kahit papano sa kahit sino sa kahit anung paraan.

Glee...

First, when they said that I should watch Glee, I hesitated. I did not really know what it was all about and I really do not know what to expect from it. They said it was supposedly to be like a musical series, so I thought... GAYNESS... HighSchoolMusicalStuff with Zach Efron Sucks! And I did not want to be hassled downloading it, and filling up the space of my laptop's hard drive.

After a while, people started posting how Glee rocks, on their facebook, on their twitters, everywhere; but still, I hesitated. I've been watching How I Met Your Mother, Entourage, Leverage, Mad Men, and from time to time Heroes and they all rock. I enjoyed everyone of them and I don't even care if my hard drive gets filled up by these, I'd rather erase my collection of music albums than delete episodes these tv shows.

Let's get back to Glee, somehow, I downloaded the first 4 episodes, and guess what, it does not just rocks, it kicks ass! The pilot episode was great and the following episodes were even better. The difference between Glee and the other tv shows that I have been watching is it talks about life. It talks about being a loser, and how everyone is a loser and how everyone overcomes it by doing what they can and not regretting doing it, having self-confidence, going out of your comfort zone and being what you want, being different, not giving up and stuff like that. Basically everyone can relate to it. Everyone, even the most popular kid can sometimes feel that he or she is the loser.

Download it, it's worth the wait.

Si Taylor Swift ng buhay ko.... hay...

Kilala niyo ba si Taylor Swift? Kung hindi pumunta na kayo ng youtube at isearch niyo siya! Dali ngayon na! Wala na akong paki kung country singer siya at kung anu man ang nakaraan niya, kung sino man ang naging boyprend niya o kung sino man ang nakabengbangerz niya, MAHAL ko na siya. Sana lang mahalin niya rin ako pabalik kapag nagkakilala na kami.

Ang HoT niya! Yun nalang. Kung bading ako, naging lalake na ako dahil sa kanya. Potanesca mo Kanye sa pagpapahiya sa kanya! Hindi ginaganyan ang isang babae tulad niya. Sana si Bebe Gandanghari nalang ginanun mo! Mga 'babaeng' katulad niya, yun yung mga tipong binabastos at inaasar ng "BADING KA! BADING KA!" tapos nilulub sa inodoro hangang masuffocate siya!

Anywho, si Taylor Swift ay isang diyosa. Hindi ko maintindihan anu trip ni Joe Jonas bakit siya nakipagbreak sa kanya, pero bro, nagsisisi ka na ba? Nakipagbreak ka sa isang 27 seconds phone call? Eh kung hindi ka ba naman bading! Habang lahat ng lalake sa buong mundo naiinlab sa kanya, ikaw nanuod ka nalang ngayon sa kanya at kinakausap ang kanang kamay mo. Daym! Pare, your loss at gain naman ng lahat ng lalake sa buong mundo! Wooooooooh!!!!

Taylor if you're reading this, We Belong Together, Let's make a Love Story and then I'll ride you like a White Horse. .... mali mali... We'll ride in a White Horse pala....

The Buffer Bros

"Let's Get Ready to Rumblllleeee..." Man at ang The Veteran Voice of the Octagon, ang dalawang pinakamalupet na lalake sa buong mundo. Half brothers pala sila!

Si Bruce Anthony Buffer na announcer ng mga laban sa UFC at si Michael Buffer sa prowrestling at mga laban ni Pacman. (Malamang laban lang naman ni Pacman yung pinapanuod ng mga pinoy.) Nauna naman atang sumikat si Michael kay bruce, at mukha namang mas pogi si Michael.


Unang sumabak si Michael sa pagaanounce ng laban para kay Bob Arum na isang promotor ng suntukan. Tapos sumikat sya nung sinasabi na niya yung "LET'S GET READY TO RUMBBBLEEE!". Parang wala ng ibang pupuwedeng paraan sa pag sabi nung linya na yun except katulad ng pagsabi ni Michael, mababa ang tono at malalim ang pagsabi. Sikat na sikat yun lalo na sa mga bata dati na mahilig panuorin si Undertaker habang tinotombstone niya si Shawn Michaels! Hinihintay nalang siya lumabas bago yung 30 man over the top rope para sa number 1 contendership ng WWF heavyweight championship pag new year! At paghawak na niya yung mic! Sure yan tayuan na mga bata kung sino una lalabas galing sa backstage. Cool siya! Dapat nasa Tunay na Lalake siya.

Eh hindi naman pahuhuli ang brodhhha niya from another modhaaa. Si Bruce naman ang The Veteran Voice of the Octagon. Tigas siya dahil hindi pambading na pekeng wrestling ang inaanounce niya. Mga tigasing mga manong ang nagsasapakan nagsisipaan at nagyayakapan ang inaanounce niya. Hilig niyang isigaw ang "LIVE!!!!!", "OUR MAIN EVENT FOR THIS EVENING!!!!" at "IT'S TIMMMMME!!!". Tapus iikot siya habang pinapakilala ang dalawang manong na ready na magsasapakan at maglalasahan ng kanilang sariling dugo. DAYYYMMNN!!!

Si Bruce at si Michael ay presidente at CEO sa sarili nilang kumpanya na ang pangalan ay "The Buffer Partnership". Cool sila. Ang malupet apo sila ng isang Johnny Buff na ayon sa wikipedia (Ang pinaka asitg at pinakacool na website sa buong universe!) ay isang dating boxer.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Buffer
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Buffer

Natalo pa sa NU....

Una sa lahat... pasensya sa pagmamaliit ko sa National University sa nakaraang post ko...

Noong September 10, 2009, natalo ang Green Archers sa NU Bulldogs sa score na 63 to 61 para gawing imposible ang pagpasok ng Green Archers sa Final Four. At akala ko sure win pa ang Green Archers sa NU. Maling Akala...

Walang La Salle sa Final Four.... First time sa 11 years sa ilalim ni Coach Franz na hindi makapapasok ang La Salle sa Final Four.... at first time in 14 years na hindi makakapasok La Salle sa semis.... Hay.... Ang hilig talagang magupset ng ibang koponan ang NU, two season ago, Ateneo naman ang pinahiya nila sa overtime win na may score na 96-88, para matanggal sila sa number 2 spot na may twice to beat advantage.

Anyway, six years na since huling natalo ng Bulldogs ang Green Archers sa score na 80 to 59... TAMBAK pa.... goodness gracious....

Huling beses na raw hahakawan ni Coach Franz ang Green Archers ngayong taon dahil tatakbo siyang congressman sa Quezon City.

Bawi nalang next year.

http://www8.gmanews.tv/story/172000/nu-spoils-la-salles-final-4-bid-escapes-with-63-61-win
http://pinoyteens.net/nu-bulldogs-upset-la-salle-faithfuls/3422/

UTANG NA LOOB!!!!

May TV show sa GMA yung kay anjo tska kay eugene domingo, cool center yung name ng show, eto yung nangyari sa isang segment na Hubad Na Katotohonan ganito yung unang question na sobrang tawang tawa ako.... eto ang pangyayari.....



Anjo: Totoo bang may love life si Bebe Gandanghari?

Audience: HINDI HINDI HINDI TOTOO!!!!!

Isang Kumag na Lalake sa audience: UTANG NA LOOB!!! HINDI TOTOO!!!!!!! UTANG NA LOOB!!!

Anjo : Totoo....

Yung Kumag na Lalake sa audience: UTANG NA LOOB!!!

sa segment na yon maghuhubad si eugene domingo ng isang damit kung totoo yung sagot, pero d ko alam kung ayaw lang nung lalaki maghubad si eugene domingo pero, utang na loob, baka ayaw lang niya magkalove life si Bebe Gandang Hari.... UTANG NA LOOB KUNG SINO MAN YUNG LALAKE NI BEBE... WAG MO SIRAIN YUNG BUHAY MO.... UTANG LOOB....

ADRANTS vol. 2: Luky Me! Lomi

Here's another food commercial which makes me scratch my head. And it's from Jimenez Basic as well. I have no idea why, but I don't really like the way Derek Ramsey eats. Even on the Nesvita commercial I was disturbed when I saw him lick his lips. I guess this is also the case in his new commercial for Lucky Me! Instant Lomi. In this commercial, he looks angry as ever, but for some reason he says that what he's eating is good. Then he continues on to slurp the noodles and groan in ecstasy. It's... haunting. I don't know what people who actually find the actor attractive think of this commercial, but something in me just doesn't see him fit to endorse food.

ADRANTS vol. 1: Greenwich

Alright, so maybe I don't have much of a problem with the commercial itself. Honestly it is kinda funny. But I do think that the premise of food targeted to men, with the label "for men" is a bit... off. First of all, why would Greenwich want to limit the market of their product? By slapping the "for men" label on their pizza, women would be put off from ordering them. Men on the other hand, well... I'm not really sure how I would react to that. I don't think gender-specific food in general is appealing. I mean, it's not like a feminine product like shampoo or lotion which men wouldn't normally buy unless it stated specifically that it's for men (hello, Clear and Nivea). It's meat. Men are normally attracted to that. Err... That sounded wrong. Anyway, the fact that they added the "for men" label made it sound like their other pizzas are girly, and that the pizzas for men are trying too hard. Manly men don't need to announce that they're manly. You just know it. Seeing as Greenwich took the liberty of writing it in red block letters with a black background just proves that this is actually un-manly.

Noong Frosh at ngayong Senior na!

Yo hommies! ONE MONTH na ang The Jeff and Winslow Show at dahil patok na patok ang post ko na Noong High School at Ngayong College na. Gagawa ako ng La Salle version na Noong Frosh at Ngayong Senior na.. :)

1. Noong Frosh : "Tara guys! Sali tayo Santugon or Tapat."
Ngayong Senior na : "Tara guys! Inom! GP? Sherwood? UM? Kahit saan! INOM!"

2. Noong Frosh: Lahat friendly sa isa't isa. Wala pang issue. Mabait lahat.
Ngayong Senior na : Ayan na! Bakstaban to the max!

3. Noong Frosh : First day high ang uso!
Ngayong Senior na : I got a feeeeling! That tonyts gonna be a goooodnight! P-p-party everyday!

4. Noong Frosh : D-L-S-U! Animo LaSalle!
Ngyaong Senior na : POTANGINA! GALINGAN NIYO! sabay kamot ulo..... hay.... yosi muna tayo... wala na toh.... (1st quarter palang...)

5. Noong Frosh : "Pila tayo! Bili tayo ticket nood tayo game, LaSalle Ateneo!"
Ngyaong Senior na : "La Salle Ateneo raw! TV nalang... sayang pera kung manood tayo.... NU vs LaSalle bili tayo kasi SURE win!"

6. Noong Frosh : "Pare, ilang units ka this term?"
Ngayong Senior na : "Pare, saan ka lumipat? Sa NU?"

7. Noong Frosh : "Pare, ilang terms course mo?"
Ngayong Senior na : " Pare, anong ok na vocational course?"

8 Noong Frosh : "Uy guys!!!! Nag pa grad pic na kayo?"
Ngayong Senior na : "Uy guys.... lumabas yung mugshot ko sa tv ah... nakita niyo?"

10. Noong Frosh : "Hi guys, I'm Winslow :)
Ngayong Senior na : "Hi guys, you know me naman d ba?" YABANG!

11. Noong Frosh : "Pare nakuha mo yung eaf mo?"
Ngayong Senior na : "Nagpadala na ba ng letter sa bahay mo kung ilang units ka nalang?" (PATAY KANG BATA KA!)

12. Noong Frosh : " Mcdo tayo kain!"
Ngayong Senior na : "Agno nalang... wala ako pera e..."

13. Noong Frosh : "Madali lang naman toh eh!"
Ngayong Senior na: "Shet isa pang term immortal na ako.... 2 units nalang sipa na ako... shit!"

14. Noong Frosh : "Masama magyosi!"
Ngayong Senior na : "Tara YB muna,, Stresss..."

15. Noong Frosh : "Mommy! Daddy! DL ako!"
Ngayong Senior na : "Mommy! Daddy! May baby na ako!" Are you proud of me !( Anak ng! )

para sa mga blockmates, batchmates, higher batch na friends ko.... GOOOODLUCK!
ONE MONTH NA KAMI! thank you sa mga patuloy na nagbabasa ng The Jeff and Winslow Show!

EH GAGO KA PALA EH!

Nakakagalit si Mikey Arroyo sa isang interview sa kanya ni Igan at ni Mareng Winnie. Hindi ko alam kung napanud mo na yun habang binabasa mo toh, kung may nagbabasa man nito.... (Sana meron... :( ). Kung hindi mo pa napapanood, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q0JKzpjh_o eto ang link sa paborito nating streaming site na YOUTUBE. Salamat youtube. Salamat Internet.

Sige simulan natin ang talakayan, EH GAGO pala toh si Mikey Arroyo eh! Hindi porket nagluluklok ang Pilipino ng mga action star sa gobyerno eh puwede na rin siyang magsinungaling sa media! Eh tarantado ka pala eh! ACTION STAR KA NGA PALA! Tinatarantado mo kami!! Nung 2002, 5 Million lang yung net worth mo tapos nung 2005 naging 76 Million! MALAKING POTANESKA! Tapos sasabihin mo nagkamali ka nung 2002 tapos inayos mo sa 2005. Sabihin natin na nagkamali ka nga talaga, yung mali mo worth 71 Million! POTA kung hindi ka ba naman TARANTADO! MAHIYA KA PARE! Nanay mo ekonomista! Tatay mo Abugado! IKAW BOBO! Tangina pa yung ngiti mo nakakabadtrip! KUNG HINDI KA SANAY! MAGPATURO KA! BUMALIK KA NG COLLEGE! Mga Pilipino sa Pampanga parang awa niyo na wag niyo ng iboto yang BOBO na yan! Pati mga lawyers niya ata BOBO eh!

At saan galing ang pera mo? Sa KASAL! REGALO RAW! KAMPANYA! MGA TUMULONG RAW! 71 Million yan pare! Potaneskang Regalo yan! Potaneskang Tulong yan! NakakaBobo ka! Anak ka ng Demonyo! LecheFlan!

Eto naman ang sabi ng GAGONG anak ng ating presidente sa naunang interbiew sa kanya nung kumain sa mamahalin na resto ang presidente at ang mga kasama nuong bumisita sa USA, "Do you want your president to eat in Mcdonalds or some turo-turo?" Pakmyas Mikey! at GMA! Wala na tayong pera! Hindi ba't tinaasan mo ang tax para makabayad ng utang? Bakit ngayon kumakain ka sa mahal na mga resto! LecheFlan! Kainin ninyo tae ko! MGA GAGO!

hay... ok sana dito sa Pilipinas eh... Pasensya nalang tayo may mga Gago, Bobo, Tarantado tayong mga politiko.... Nakakagalit....